choke on and die from eating my stolen lunch. I don't really buy the fact that you couldn't afford your own goddamn lunch. It's not like we don't work at the same place and don't make the same fucking amount. I also don't buy that you mistook it for your own lunch.
I'm going to find you and throttle you like the dirty little bastard you are.
I hope it tasted like melting ass as it slithered down your worthless esophagus and dumped down into your scum filled stomach cavity. Fuck you. I hope you puke while driving so you crash your car into the rear end of a police car who hauls you off to jail for being an inattentive driver. And I hope you don't have insurance. You fucking twat.
Why can't people just be decent? Generally, I expect my thievery karma to be good because I don't fucking steal. This could be karma from the fact that I have a best friend who has a twitch to steal from major corporations every time I go shopping with her. She still buys things, but she has to steal at least one item... to stick it to the man? She never steals from mom and pop shops. Psychology... I wanna go to college for it because people are fascinating. My super power of oblivion I believe helps her get away with it because I never have any idea she has done it until we leave the store and she starts giggling hysterically. Literally, I have been standing right next to her when she does and had no fucking idea.
Back to you, lunch thief. I hope a wolf pack comes along and devours your young and makes you watch. I'm mainly pissed because I get grumpy as hell if I don't eat regularly because I have this human inside of me leaching away my nutrients if I don't replenish them. Not only that, lunch thief, I'm not the only one who suffers. You've now compromised the day of every single customer calling into me seeking support. Plus you've cost me money. I went over on my lunch by ten minutes in order to leave work to go get another lunch. That's $1.15 plus the $10 I had to drop on lunch. You've just cost me $11.15 I didn't have to spend today. I could have eaten the lunch from the food caterers here that are contracted with my employer... if I felt like dying from the 95% grease to food ratio.
I hope a leprechaun disembowels you slowly and gobbles down the entrails... and you're still alive.
I hope you can't pee for AN ENTIRE YEAR.
I hope Darth Vader rapes you with his light saber... prison style whether you be male or female.
I hope Rumplestiltskin steals your first born child. And turns you into a golden dildo... regardless of that being his super power or not. May you be used on the most unsavory of vaginas for all eternity. Sweaty, hairy, tuna twin, crab infested vaginas.
But most of all, since these scenarios are never going to happen in this reality, I hope you have nightmares of these things happening to you. Just so you know someone out there doesn't like you. I hope my face appears too, laughing at you in you're misery you shit eating cock stain.
Yea... I'm pretty pissed at the fact that people are THAT fucking low and THAT fucking selfish and stupid. It's the principle behind the idea.
I need someone to invent an invisible umbrella that wards against the shit storm of disease that is humanity.
I'm so PISSED. This is the most hormonal I've felt this entire pregnancy. I feel like a fat kid who got their double chocolate cake stolen... :'(
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Arguing with stupid people is fucking retarded. Here's WHY- there are two types of the stupid person arguer... probably more but this is what comes to mind at the moment. STUPID PERSON ARGUER NUMBER ONE: They have no intelligent argument to come back with, so they target you as an individual and attack your personality or your flaws. Which of course, has NOTHING to do with the argument itself. Their whole goal here? To make you back down from shame or embarrassment at whatever they just assaulted.. This does not work on the smarter individual. And if it does! Insecurities do not trump intelligence, remember that my disciples... STUPID PERSON ARGUER NUMBER TWO: Still have no intelligent argument to come back with, so they throw out a bunch of shit that sounds smart, back it up with a website link, and then babble on and on about what they probably just skimmed through, picking out the intelligent sounding pieces and quoting them!!! This type of arguer is so goddamn annoying! Shut the fuck up already!!! You know nothing... NOTHING! Telling me shit I already knew and trying to make an argument of it... is so effin' pathetic!! Plus, you can generally see right through their bullshit... into the heart of their uselessness... and laugh... at their meager attempts. Why do these people even try to argue? WHY???!!! (I'm seeing so many parallels to my last post...) Yea, it pisses me off SO bad, I HAD to make it in super big letters to iterate the fact that if I were not in my place of business right now, I'd probably be shouting everything I'm typing at the computer screen!!!!!!!!!!
Hokay, so I was lucky enough to get the arguer who pulled out BOTH of these SUPID PERSON ARGUER tactics. (I just thought of another STUPID PERSON ARGUER TYPE: the one who completely ignores the fact that NO ONE else is agreeing with them, and still insist on arguing, preaching their rightness...) Anyways, the comment that kicked it off went A LOT like this. (I may or may not be quoting this fucktard exactly, because it MAY or MAY NOT one day be stumbled upon by this lesser individual who MAY or MAY NOT pursue a lawsuit for slander... or something like that. Stupid people have a tendency to like pointless lawsuits.) God, this is one of the angriest rants I've had in awhile... ANYWAYS goddamnit!
HERE is what started it all...
STUPID PERSON ARGUER: Hey she was judged by a group of her ultimately informed peers and she was found innocent. As much as I want to say that it was her. She was found not guilty by real people who knew all of the facts and arguments.
All wretched grammer and misplaced periods are going to be left intact, just to help fuel the rage at how retarded this person is. The grammar... gets worse.
Because we are not REAL people who were provided the same exact fucking facts. The entire trial was TELEVISED, fuck face.
-Traces of chloroform were found in her trunk, unfortunately that evidence got booted out the door as it was claimed to be from the amount of Febreeze used. That's a lot of goddamned Febreeze used. Trying to hide... what exactly?
-Duct tape was found over the child's mouth when the body was recovered. Because that just happens to all drowning victims, as claimed is what happened by the defense.
-Because a kidnapping pulled off by "Zanny the Nanny" was never reported. Innocent people make up an imaginary person that stole their kid for a month... that's what innocent people do.
-Innocent people also go out and party their ass off during the whole month their child is missing. And enjoy it.
-Anyone else seen her prison tapes where she can barely contain her rage?
-Of course there are more things, but this tangent is about STUPID PEOPLE ARGUERS, so moving on.
Now, I will say those grandparents are a little off... the grandmother at least, I don't really give two shits about the grandfather. But that grandmother... something is really weird about her. Anything I've seen of her just throws me off. I was on her side for a second, then I saw more and more footage of her and she seemed to be putting on a VERY big show. She just seemed... wrong. The mother-daughter dynamics there were fucked up anyways.
Now, I really did resist the urge to respond to this jackass, but the urge to speak out won. And this was my response:
ME: Because her kid just magically ended up in some wooded area not far from the house with duct tape over her mouth. Because the bitch wasn't concerned at ALL for the welfare of her 'missing' child who was supposedly taken by Zanny the Nanny and not reported to the authorities... Because going out and partying is what innocent people do. I feel that you'd be one of the twats helping her escape justice.
STUPID PERSON ARGUER: Lol and twits like you are the ones that get their identities taken cuz an URGENT email tells you that you can earn millions overnight and you rush to pull out your purse... ;) someday your brain will come before your mouth and will realize that a group of 10 of her peers (also normal Americans who I am sure had heard about this trial prior to being chosen for their participation) 6 women and four men found that on a legal basis their was not enough evidence... (not just what you know, but rather ALL the evidence) to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that she had murdered her child... Read my post earlier I was all over the bandwagon that she was guilty. I woke up this morning expected to see guilty on T.V We have to believe in our legal system because if we don't then it is only us we to blame... OH TWIT!!!!!!! This obviously was not checked before it was spouted off about. Check your goddamn facts before you argue! DO IT. It was a jury of 7 women and 5 men. That'd make 12 jurors. What a fucking ass clown.
ME: For one, your grammar is atrocious. For two, yea, I rush out and answer spam emails like an idiot. You've pegged my personality so accurately. The sarcasm, I'm sure, is lost on you. And the legal system has always been SO accurate and just. Just about as honest as the Government. But we only have ourselves to blame? Yea, the ones who DON'T get all the facts on purpose. But you enjoy that, that dark, asshole like place you have your head stashed.
I want it to be known that the response that followed took an almost HOUR.
STUPID PERSON ARGUER: Lol you are funny. Everything about you has so perfectly illustrated the slow retardation of our population. I hope that everyone here keeps in mind that our government and justice system runs. HAHAHAHAHAHA... WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME?!
STUPID PERSON ARGUER: It is a vote. That woman was found not guilty by your peers. Unless you're from a different planet, they're your fucking peers too.
STUPID PERSON ARGUER: Wrong or not the only flaw if your peers. If youvfeel that it was an unedjucated or stupid vote then blame is on you and everyone around you who have beautifully illustrated why America is fast becoming one of the most unedjucated countries in the world(20 countries children are smarter ours. Cited from this site) We all know America is getting more stupid. The intelligent people of this country had this shit figured out in the early 2000's. And illustrated isn't that big of a word and if you're going to use it twice to describe something... fuck that, don't use the same word twice within the same viewing distance of the first time you used it. What, your vocabulary isn't expanded enough to use a different word?
STUPID PERSON ARGUER: Our rights... You know the ones that cops give you when you are arrested.. Are the last things. We have left. If you don't like that then believe in our system and if you see a flaw try not continue the string of retards... Maybe next time right :) Really, in what reality does this make sense? Believe in the our system? And it will what? Magically work? Is wishful thinking going to shit unicorn dust and the world will get set right?
ME: Dude... You're really late on the draw. Your argument has already been made invalid. It took you almost an hour to come up with a rebuttal... Do yourself a favor and stop trying to make it look like you're not an idiot. It's not working for you. Shhh, it'll be ok.
End thread. There were a few more stupid ass remarks made on his part, but they are so pointless I won't waste your time. Didn't I promise the grammar got worse?! And don't you love the way EDJUCATED was spelled? Goddamnit... and he really went on an intelligence rant... and couldn't fucking spell EDUCATED. It's like stupid EJACULATED all over his face the way he spells shit. Fucking retard.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN WITH THE CLOG OF FACTS... THAT AREN'T EVEN REALLY FACTS, IT'S INFORMATION PULLED FROM SOME FUCKING WEBSITE. LOOK AROUND, YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE ARE LESS INTELLIGENT AND YOU HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THEM THAT IS PROVING AMERICA IS GETTING MORE AND MORE STUPID!!!! IF YOU CAN'T ARGUE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING IN YOUR BRAIN TO WORK WITH, THEN SHUT THE HELL UP AND TRY TO MAINTAIN WHATEVER SCANTY SEMBLANCE OF INTELLIGENCE YOU DO POSSESS. Because I will fucking come along and yank your illusion of intelligence right out from under you. I hate... HATE people who think they are smart and then try to actually participate in arguments with smarter people.
I'm not the smartest person in the world, I fuck up too. That being said, I NEVER face off against someone smarter, it is unwise to do so. What the fuck is that bit about our rights? What does that honestly have to do with the original topic of disagreement between us? Last I checked we also have gun rights mother fucker! FREEDOM OF SPEECH WHICH ALLOWS YOU TALK OUT YOUR ASS? That's still a goddamn right! And as for the cops reading you your rights... BAHA, they can still find ways around that and if you actually listen to cops read the rights to someone... sometimes some shit gets left out. For example, a few years back for the 4th of July my troublemaker uncles were lighting off illegal fireworks. Some dude pops his head over the fence and tells us to stop. He never once identified himself and proceeded to try and boss us around. We ordered him from the property and squirted him with a hose when he continued to refuse after a 5 minute argument. Dude turns out the be the fucking fire marshal. Technically they had no right to arrest anyone that night since identification was never presented and we had stopped lighting off the fireworks before police arrived so they had nothing to really go off of other than some little pricks humiliation. And did this dude have a COMPLEX... he called in some S.W.A.T buddies of his. Really? For miscreants lighting off illegal fireworks? Yea, BELIEVE IN THE JUSTICE SYSTEM ACCORDING TO FUCKTARD. I could provide a lot more examples of where the law and order system fails, but we'd all be here day. The list of where it succeeds is far shorter.
Jesus... I really haven't been this pissed about something since I started this blog. Rants like this are the REASON I started this blog...
And for the record I DO blame the panel of peers that judged her. Just because the legal system deemed her innocent, doesn't make it right. Guilty people get off and innocent people get locked away, it happens A LOT. But because she was LEGALLY tried and deemed not guilty that makes it ok. I also hate people who say you're just "jumping on the bandwagon". Apparently having a shred of moral goddamn fiber is bandwagon worthy. Just like the OJ trial, a lot of the evidence the prosecution had built up was mostly circumstantial, which is really unfortunate. There goes trying them again when they decide to come out with books titled HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE IT IF I HAD DONE IT... Goddamned double jeopardy... only works in the movies!!
And that is my argument with a stupid person.
Opinion Donated by iYamALCApwn at 2:02 PM